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hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS

how to prepare for exams: cry

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pahnem:

mercuriesrising:

aparticularlygoodfinder:

Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”

When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”

And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard

you tip them right over the edge of a bridge

you fucking didn’t

oh my god.

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burntlikethesun:

There’s something I’m missing. Something really close, staring me right in the face and I can’t see it. Rose would know. A friend of mine, Rose. Right now, she’d say exactly the right thing.

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insanosylum:

i tried so hard not to reblog this but in the end i lost to the fabulous

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burntlikethesun:

‘The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death’

(via nerdymegan)

facebook: someone added a photo of you
me: fuck

Parental: You don't really do anything on the internet
Me: Tonight you will see the northern lights here
Me: Salem had traces of LSD in their water and that's why the witch trials happened
Me: There are small rubber balls that are invisible in water, so you can kill your enemies
Me: If you kill someone in an unregistered boat in international waters you can't be tried for murder
Me: I can get out of a box buried underground
Me: If you bury someone underground and bury a dog's body a few feet above it, the police will stop searching there
Me:
Me: I also ship fictional characters

super-wolves:

super-wolves:

super-wolves:

super-wolves:

super-wolves:

so i typed this up in a wordpad

and i found a printer (one of my neighbours)

and i

printed some

i just did more

omg i just heard someone next door scream “WHO IS DOING THIS”

i wonder if they can HEAR ME LAUGHGING

NOW I’M DONE

THIS IS THE LAST ONE

THIS TIME

I AM DONE THIS TIME

(via tommarvoloriddleston)

the-vashta-nerada:

my little sister and i went to go see the great gatsby and the power just went out in the theatre because of a storm and the movie shut off and after a few seconds i just went “well this is a mediocre gatsby” and everyone groaned and four people left

(via mad-woman-without-a-box)

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

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